Fashion expert?

So this afternoon I officially start my new job.

No I did not quit my teaching job. I just like food. And if I want to eat food (Ramen doesn't count.), a second job is necessary. Last month I lost the job bartending at the scandalous restaurant (the restaurant closed... maybe I'll share that story sometime.) and now that I have to send a check to the IRS in Texas I think it's time again to work.

Anyways. I will be a sales associate at the Banana Republic. I get to advise people about fashion! Hee hee, the poor people. Maybe I'll actually learn something along the way? We'll see.