Request granted.

Inquiring minds want to know what's going on in my life! And I wouldn't want to leave anyone hanging or make them call (heaven forbid!)... Well, even if anyone did call me, they wouldn't reach me because I lost my phone yesterday. I pulled a typical blonde move... put the phone on top of the car because I was carrying too much crap to get into the car without putting something down. Yes, the bagel would have been a better choice, but eating is important too. Well, the phone is somewhere on 1st Ave. or Speer Blvd. smashed into about a thousand pieces probably. In any case, voicemail picks up right away so noone is using it. That's comforting at least.

Yes, the boy is home. And no, I'm not craving chocolate anymore. Nothing exciting to report except that I'm back at school (the kids arrive Monday - all 34 of them), my car is out of commission, I've lost my phone, and I'm in the midst of a total meltdown because I do not feel prepared to teach Monday and am thoroughly convinced that I will fuck up these children's lives. And I have these kids for 2 years - a chance for even MORE damage!